Friday, July 25, 2003

The gun thing didn't work, so now the nation's trial attorneys are going after ice cream.

Tuesday, July 22, 2003

Another anti-gun lawsuit bites the dust. This is the case from the NAA(L)CP in NY. The funny thing is that the judge in the case was cherrypicked by the hoplophobes. It was supposed to be a slam dunk for them. So even their hand selected judge couldn't come up with a way to make their claims work.
BWAAAHAAAAHAAAAHAAAA!!


"Hurricane" Jackie Goldberg (D-Los Angeles) and ten of her Democrat cohorts were caught on an open mic in Sacramento plotting to extend the State's budget crisis for political gain. Their conversation was picked up by a "squawk box" and broadcast throughout the capitol building.


Kinda reminds ya of Frank and Hotlips, don't it?!

Monday, July 21, 2003

Ayatollah bugs


(Not to be confused with a rabbit in a turban.)

I don't know why you're a Democrat either, Tammy.
Some local stupidity...


James Swan documents some of our local stupidity in Bowless in Burbank. The Burbank city council has voted to ban bow hunting in the city. "So what" you ask? Perhaps you think that there's no where to hunt in the city. There is just such an area. The Verdugo Hills stretch from the Foothill Freeway south towards the intersection of the Ventura and Golden State freeways. This is the line of hills you see to the east of Burbank Airport. There are roughly 500 deer in those hills; more than enough to support bowhunting of the herd. There are also small game animals and coyotes to hunt.


The yuppies jogging on the trails (Appearently unaware that the mountain lions who moved into the area attracted by the deer like to chase things that run. They are cats, after all.) didn't like seeing bow hunters hiking into the hills. They whined to the city council, and the city council, in its wisdom, voted to remove the herd's top predator from the ecosystem. Not smart. Without their top predator, the deer will over-graze. When they start to run out of natural food, they'll move into people's gardens. More than a few will wind up bouncing off the hoods of the yuppies' Volvos and Lexuses. (Or would that be "Lexi"?) Of course, the lions will also move into the neighborhoods looking for the deer. But once they get into town, they'll realize that there are plenty of tasty dogs and cats. They may be small , but they're easier to catch than deer. Small children are even easier for lions to catch, by the way.


But none of that mattered to the city council. Deer are cute and fluffy and hunters are Neanderthals in the council's tidy, little world. Let's hope that the DFG or the courts straightens this out before too much harm has been done.

Paul Greenberg: How diversity became Orwellian


Sandra Day O'Conner gets complimented as a "doubleplusgood doublethinker". (Also on FreeRepublic.com.)